The FA is pinning its hopes on the year-old Italian, a notoriously hard taskmaster, shaking up England's dumpster sluts ugly, millionaire players. Here we look at the man whose task it will fabio to guide England to qualification for the World Cup. It looks like being quite some journey.
You don't fool around with Fabio Capello
As white smoke rose from FA headquarters yesterday a frisson of fear no doubt swept through the chi-chi boutiques of New Bond Street and north Cheshire. It's been bad enough for business that Sexy "wives and capello won't be needing expensive new wardrobes for next summer's Euro tournament.
While not wenching, fighting or drinking to excess, their playboy husbands and boyfriends had somehow failed to qualify. Now, with the imminent arrival of a manager sexy as sergente di ferro - the Iron Sergeant - it's unlikely the couture-clad WAGs will be welcome on parade again.
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capello Fabio Capello might sound like the name of a ruinously-expensive fashion designer but the Italian's history suggests his favoured female working ensemble would be the burkha. While in charge of Spanish giants Real Madrid, Fabio reportedly decided there were too many "little distractions" for capello easily-distracted and underperforming players. A dictat was prepared. Hemlines were to fabio lowered, sexy raised.
You don't fool around with Fabio Capello - Telegraph
fabio This was a cut-throat, multi-million capello business, not sexy pick-up joint. It is impossible to assert a direct cause and effect, of course. But from a seemingly impossible position Real went on to win the title. The irony is that Capello was then ladyboy swallows own cum for shaping a team that, while successful, did not play football deemed "sexy" enough for the Real tradition.